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10 of the Dumbest Slasher Films Out There

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:47:55 +0000

In the early 80s, a trend started in film for what is called “The Slasher Film.” Basically, unstoppable insane maniac, usually in a mask, kills a bunch of teens with a sharp object, only to be overtaken by the “final girl.” They made a lot of money and they were cheap to produce. However, as a result, you got a lot of dumb entries in the genre.

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Top 10 Best Horror Movie Monsters, Enemies, and Entities

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:44:03 +0000

The following ten selections are who I feel are the best antagonists in horror movies. Do you agree?

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Quotations – Lessons From the Past

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 13:36:29 +0000

Let me say that I love the America created by our founding fathers. Let me also say that I distain, the America we live in today. While some will view my distain as traitorous, my fellow patriots out there know that there could be no greater honor bestowed onto our Founding Fathers than to reject what has become of our once great Republic.

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LOLHorror 2008

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:03:28 +0000

LOLCats-style macros for horror movies. Hilarious stuff!

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25 Things We Learned From Eagle Eye

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:44:54 +0000

Eagle Eye has arrived, and boy is it a ridiculous film! After talking with some of my friends and with random strangers over the internet about this movie, I have developed a list of 25 things we can learn from this movie and apply to real life.

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Patriotism Is More Than A Word……..

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 14:11:49 +0000

American’s will exercise their “Right” to vote, while never considering the “Duty” involved. They will go to the polls in November and vote for one of the politicians who participated in selling out our country, and they will do it under the guise of “Picking the Lesser of Two Evils.”

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Epic Fail Parody Overkill

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:14:47 +0000

Including the Epic Whale, the Epic Hail, and the Epic Ale!

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Will anal sex make my butt bigger?

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:03:23 +0000

A woman actually says: “I have a really flat butt. My boyfriend read that anal sex will help make it bigger.”

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The Epic Snail

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 02:46:53 +0000

Meet the greatest thing ever… THE EPIC SNAIL!

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5 Shows That Proove the TV Industry is Running Out of Ideas

wouldyoulikefrieswiththat — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 14:03:12 +0000

Greatest American Dog, Groomer Has It, I Love New York, Amazing Wedding Cakes, and Hurl! top this atrocious list of shows that proove that the TV industry is starting to run out of ideas.

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